{"id":3531,"date":"2026-03-08T21:43:06","date_gmt":"2026-03-08T20:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/?p=3531"},"modified":"2026-03-21T13:39:19","modified_gmt":"2026-03-21T12:39:19","slug":"the-pipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/","title":{"rendered":"The pipe"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"3531\" class=\"elementor elementor-3531\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d0a59b6 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"d0a59b6\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6aae2a7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-video\" data-id=\"6aae2a7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;video_type&quot;:&quot;hosted&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;play_on_mobile&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;loop&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;,&quot;controls&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"video.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-hosted-video elementor-wrapper elementor-open-inline\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<video class=\"elementor-video\" src=\"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/sea_pipe.mp4\" autoplay=\"\" loop=\"\" controls=\"\" playsinline=\"\" controlsList=\"nodownload\"><\/video>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/sea_pipe.mp4<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[78,70,63,54,69,65,74,73],"class_list":["post-3531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creations","tag-absurd","tag-dog-perspective","tag-flat-earth","tag-humor","tag-observations","tag-satire","tag-sea","tag-sunset"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The pipe - Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The pipe - Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/sea_pipe.mp4\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2026-03-08T20:43:06+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2026-03-21T12:39:19+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"TPadmin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"TPadmin\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"TPadmin\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7a145cb0fea5c1dfa02646475f8d9907\"},\"headline\":\"The pipe\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-03-08T20:43:06+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2026-03-21T12:39:19+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":12,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#organization\"},\"keywords\":[\"absurd\",\"dog perspective\",\"flat earth\",\"humor\",\"observations\",\"satire\",\"sea\",\"sunset\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Creations\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/\",\"name\":\"The pipe - Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2026-03-08T20:43:06+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2026-03-21T12:39:19+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/the-pipe\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"The pipe\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/\",\"name\":\"Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around\",\"description\":\"The blog from a dog with no color - no brain ;)\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/03\\\/b4e-logo-small.png?fit=300%2C300&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/03\\\/b4e-logo-small.png?fit=300%2C300&ssl=1\",\"width\":300,\"height\":300,\"caption\":\"Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\"}},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7a145cb0fea5c1dfa02646475f8d9907\",\"name\":\"TPadmin\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3cf503814bc9ad868ad0ca12a4a652465010627a465ea43a9fd9c49ba72e20b0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3cf503814bc9ad868ad0ca12a4a652465010627a465ea43a9fd9c49ba72e20b0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3cf503814bc9ad868ad0ca12a4a652465010627a465ea43a9fd9c49ba72e20b0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"TPadmin\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/bobi4ever.net\\\/tailwag\\\/author\\\/tpadmin\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"The pipe - Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"The pipe - Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around","og_description":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/sea_pipe.mp4","og_url":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/","og_site_name":"Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around","article_published_time":"2026-03-08T20:43:06+00:00","article_modified_time":"2026-03-21T12:39:19+00:00","author":"TPadmin","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"TPadmin"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/"},"author":{"name":"TPadmin","@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#\/schema\/person\/7a145cb0fea5c1dfa02646475f8d9907"},"headline":"The pipe","datePublished":"2026-03-08T20:43:06+00:00","dateModified":"2026-03-21T12:39:19+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/"},"wordCount":12,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#organization"},"keywords":["absurd","dog perspective","flat earth","humor","observations","satire","sea","sunset"],"articleSection":["Creations"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/","url":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/","name":"The pipe - Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#website"},"datePublished":"2026-03-08T20:43:06+00:00","dateModified":"2026-03-21T12:39:19+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/the-pipe\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"The pipe"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#website","url":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/","name":"Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around","description":"The blog from a dog with no color - no brain ;)","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#organization","name":"Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around","url":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/b4e-logo-small.png?fit=300%2C300&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/b4e-logo-small.png?fit=300%2C300&ssl=1","width":300,"height":300,"caption":"Tails of Wisdom: Sniffing around"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"}},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/#\/schema\/person\/7a145cb0fea5c1dfa02646475f8d9907","name":"TPadmin","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3cf503814bc9ad868ad0ca12a4a652465010627a465ea43a9fd9c49ba72e20b0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3cf503814bc9ad868ad0ca12a4a652465010627a465ea43a9fd9c49ba72e20b0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3cf503814bc9ad868ad0ca12a4a652465010627a465ea43a9fd9c49ba72e20b0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"TPadmin"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag"],"url":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/author\/tpadmin\/"}]}},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3531"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3545,"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions\/3545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobi4ever.net\/tailwag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}